Honky Man
Johnny wrote: Foodie Item: breakfast tacos
Your Story: I'm a honkie that loves mexican food, will you guys be serving tacos in the morning?? Nothing like a big fat chorizo and egg with tons of hot sauce.. Tell me you have a hippos hot sauce?
Your Story: I'm a honkie that loves mexican food, will you guys be serving tacos in the morning?? Nothing like a big fat chorizo and egg with tons of hot sauce.. Tell me you have a hippos hot sauce?
2 comments:
Hippo Sez,
Of course we'll have breakfast tacos; this is San Antonio not San Angelo. Hippo's hot sauce is so damn hot the fire department made us put 911 on the label. The fine print says "Honky Beware".
Thanks for your interest in Hippo's. You're gonna love our store and Hippo looks forward to meeting you personally.
Hippo On my Friend.
Where is this Johnny from? Mars? Breakfast tacos are a San Antonio staple. It's equal to New Jerseys bagels and cream cheese for breakfast. Hopefully he'll show up and eat our hot sauce, after that he won't be able to feels his lips. Hippos hot sauce is damn hot you'll need a stomach replacement after one spoonful.
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